Store Wars

Parent: Did your kids treat you like an ATM machine?

Dr. B: What do you mean?

Parent: You know, always asking for more and more. They are never satisfied.

Dr. B: That sounds draining.

Parent: It is. I just want to hang out a sign that says, “Out of service”.

Dr. B: That’s sad.

Parent: Yeah. Some days it’s easier to just give them what they want.

Dr. B: Give me an example of the never satisfied.

Parent: You name it. I can’t take either of them to the grocery store without it being, “buy me this or buy me that”.

Dr. B: What expectations do you have when you go into a store?

Parent: I don’t know what you mean.

Dr. B: Well, do your kids know the purpose of the trip, what you are there to buy, and who has what responsibility …

Parent: What do you mean responsibility?

Dr. B: Most kids want to be helpful and feel valued. Do you give them part of your list to search out?

Parent: What did you have to pay your kids for doing that?

Dr. B: Nothing. They loved helping. Plus, it was like a scavenger hunt.

Parent: That sounds great, but my youngest can’t be left alone.

Dr. B: Does your youngest know what good store behavior is?

Parent: Besides, “don’t grab and don’t beg”?

Dr. B: I guess that works. I used to give my daughter a quarter to hold. I told her if she followed the rules, she could pick whatever she wanted that cost 25 cents at checkout.

Parent: Does anything still cost 25 cents?

Dr. B: Do you get the point?

Parent: Yeah. The quarter reminds her of what she can get and the need to use self-control.

Dr. B: I guess that’s a pretty good summary.

Parent: Did you ever take the quarter away?

Dr. B: Oh, sure. And to the loudest of howls.

Parent: How did you handle that?

Dr. B: Handle what?

Parent: The howling. Weren’t you embarrassed?

Dr. B: If you can’t set limits in public because you are afraid of making a scene, then your kids will know you can be coerced.

Parent: What do you do with the busy bodies that try to tell you what to do?

Dr. B: I tell them that the earplugs are on aisle six.

Parent: So, you just tolerate the shrieks every time you go?

Dr. B: If my rules and limits are clear and I follow through with them, the kids learn quickly what is expected of them.

Parent: And if they don’t?

Dr. B: Then they lose the privilege of going with and they see their sibling come home with the “good kid” loot.

Parent: Sounds rather Machiavellian.

Dr. B: Actually, it’s more Sun Tzu.

Author: ahbtest

Dr. Beitel has decades of experience as a therapist, teacher and parent since earning his Ph.D. from the University of Illinois. As a member of the University of Illinois medical school faculty, Dr. Beitel supervises psychiatry residents in training. He is married to "the other Dr. Beitel", a family physician. He and Joyce have two grown children.

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