Even More Backward Planning

Parent: You left me kind of worried.

Dr. B: How so?

Parent: After we talked, I started worrying about what kind of parent I am.

Dr. B: What do you mean?

Parent: Well, it seems like I’m kind of like Mr. Watson when it comes to parenting. You know, without a plan.

Dr. B: And your wife?

Parent: Oh, she’s definitely a Mrs. Gaines. Everything has a purpose.

Dr. B: Interesting. So, what are you worried about?

Parent: I worry that I just play with my kids, and I’m not doing anything to help them with those developmental pathways you told me about.

Dr. B: Kids learn a lot during play.

Parent: Yeah, I know. But am I supposed to be a little more purposeful in what I expose them to?

Dr. B: You think you should tell your kids how to play?

Parent: Well, no.

Dr. B: So what is the play that you’re worried about?

Parent: My kids like to rough house with me.

Dr. B: Rough house?

Parent: Wrestle. Tickle. Battles with monsters. 

Dr. B: And you are worried …

Parent: That they aren’t learning anything. My wife is always helping them with reading or drawing or music lessons. You know. Communication, creativity.

Dr. B: And you are just the guy they have fun with?

Parent: Yeah. Like Mr. Watson.

Dr. B: What was your last rough housing?

Parent: My daughter was a dragon slayer.

Dr. B: And you were the dragon?

Parent: Yep. Kind of a hard luck dragon, ‘cause I kept dying.

Dr. B: So, I take it she was in charge of the story as well as your executions?

Parent: Yep.

Dr. B: Were you a scary dragon?

Parent: Yeah, right up until I died.   

Dr. B: Didn’t you breath fire or use your talons?

Parent: Tried, but she always had an answer for those.

Dr. B: Resourceful kid.

Parent: Yeah. You wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley.

Dr. B: Or a crowded subway.

Parent: Right.

Dr. B: So, it sounds like you had fun … and she learned a lot as well.

Parent: Huh?

Dr. B: I can name a bunch of things you helped her with.

Parent: Such as?

Dr. B: She took charge and creatively developed a narrative. She let you be a scary dragon, but trusted that you would reign in your intensity when she gave the word. She felt empowered to overcome a threatening adversary. She problem solved solutions to your threats. And, from what I can see, she showed compassion and eventually let you live.

Parent: I had to beg for mercy, though.

Dr. B: Well, you are teaching her to have a conscience.

Parent: Cool.

Dr. B: Most importantly, did you teach her to clean up the crime scene, when you were done?

Parent: Yeah. Her mother will never know a bloodbath ever took place in the family room.

Dr. B: If you know what paths your children need to pursue developmentally, you can be mindful of them as you play.

Parent: That makes me feel better.

Dr. B: We don’t tell an artist what they should paint, but we keep them well supplied with paints, brushes and canvases. And our genuine interest.

Author: ahbtest

Dr. Beitel has decades of experience as a therapist, teacher and parent since earning his Ph.D. from the University of Illinois. As a member of the University of Illinois medical school faculty, Dr. Beitel supervises psychiatry residents in training. He is married to "the other Dr. Beitel", a family physician. He and Joyce have two grown children.

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